You have encountered the prestigious Ruda B. Dog, and must you pay the tax.
Ruda B. Dog, the majestic bulldog queen of the meme coin realm, demands your utmost love and attention to satiate her royal needs. Lavish her with praise, treats, and unwavering devotion, or face the wrath of her stubborn snorts and soulful stares!
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About RudaB
RudaB, the glorious female bulldog, reigns supreme as the muse of our meme coin empire. Her jowls quiver with an insatiable craving for food—wet, dry, or stolen straight from your plate—but beware, her sensitive stomach demands a delicate balance. Thus, her truest sustenance comes from the gooey, slobber-soaked love and affection of her human minions.
She dreams of a world where every leg—man, woman, or otherwise—bears the sacred mark of her humping conquests, a queenly ritual to assert her dominance far and wide. Indulge RudaB, ye mortals, for her snorts command your loyalty, and her farts decree your tribute. Bow to the chunky monarch, or be banished to a loveless, leg-unhumped abyss!
Token
RUDAB, the meme token of zero tangible worth, was birthed as a deranged tribute to Ruda B. Dog, the bulldog tyrant who relentlessly assaults the legs of men with her humping fury. This coin is a digital shrine to her chaotic glory, a jest immortalizing the snorts, farts, and good vibes of our chunky queen.
I conjured 1,000,000,000 RUDAB into existence, tossing 100M onto Uniswap like a bone to the masses. A juicy 250M is reserved for Ruda and her slobbering kin—royalty demands its cut. The remaining 650M sits in my grubby paws. As the coin stumbles into relevance, I’ll either drip-feed it to the faithful, chuck it into other liquidity pools, or set it ablaze based on the whims of the community. I’d flood an LP with most of it, but my wallet’s coughing up $20, so 100M it is—for now.
Official Address: 0x11578CC6Decab01b5485a36406805722819A744C
Roadmap
RudaB’s reign unfurls in chaotic, slobber-drenched phases—behold the path of the bulldog queen’s meme coin dominion!
Phase 1: The Humpening – Unleash 100M RUDAB on Uniswap, marking the legs of crypto degens everywhere. Ruda snorts her approval.
Phase 2: Royal Feast – Allocate 250M to Ruda and her drooling dynasty. Beg for treats, or face the fart of fate.
Phase 3: Leg Lords Rise – Dribble out the 650M stash based on community vibes—more LPs, burns, or a hoard for the throne. Ruda humps, you hodl.
Phase 4: Global Snaccident – World domination via snorts and memes. Every leg trembles, every wallet bows. Indulge the queen or perish in her stubby wrath!
Ruda’s Royal Decrees
By the divine snorts of Ruda B. Dog, Queen of Humps and Memes, heed these sacred commandments or tremble before her waddling wrath!
Decree I: Thou Shalt Feed the Queen – Offer thy tastiest morsels, for Ruda’s jowls demand tribute, and her sensitive gut craves thy love-soaked sustenance.
Decree II: Thou Shalt Not Rug Her Boy Toys – Dare not scam or abandon the loyal leg-lovers in her harem; Ruda’s boy toys are sacred, and rug-pullers shall face her fart-fueled vengeance.
Decree III: Thou Shalt HODL in Her Name – Clutch thy RUDAB tokens tight, for only the faithful who hodl through the snaccident shall bask in her stubby glory.